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I'll start:

I poured milk over my nan and ate her for breakfast.

Then she got up and stabbed me with a knife.

And then she shat so hard that her ass fell off.

And so I ate her ass too.

On the other side of town, a dog pissed on a little girl's leg.

The little girl squeeled as she wiped it off, and then died for no reason.

Then her hot sister came in... And then I came in... Her.

And orgasmed so hard you split her open.

And all her guts splatted all over her fat mum.

The fat mum howled with delight to see her daughter all over her.

Then she floated away on the sunset.

Because that's just what people do.

And when thats what people just do they saddly die.

After that everyone starts playing Samba De Amigo!

Which is one of the worst games in the world.

Then home32 shot sean in the leg, then once more in the eye. :twisted:

And then Perran came in and anally raped home32.

Exept he didn't. Alhough Home32 wanted him to. Then Sean pooed his pants!

and then a pig fell out of the sky.

and splattered all over my nan who stabbed me earlyer in the story.

when she was driving down the moterway in a banana.

The bannana was green and had six wheals.

and had multi coloured splodges all over it, also it smelt like minty toothpaste.

The elf who was driving this bannanamobile, suddenly had a heart attack.

And the car span of the road and for no reson exploded.